Funny - Swimming Pool? But We Don't Have A Swimming Pool!

A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone:

�Hi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the phone?�

�No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.� The little girl quipped.

�After a brief pause daddy says,�But honey you haven�t got an uncle Paul!�

�Oh yes I do,and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now.�

Brief pause,�Uh okay then,this is what I want you to do:put the phone down on the table,run upstairs,knock on the bedroom door,and shout to mommy that daddy�s car has just arrived at the gate.�

�Ok daddy just a minute....�

A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, �Done it daddy.

�"What happened honey?�

�Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked,ran round the room screaming,tripped over,and knocked her head on the staircase,now she is not moving at all.�

�What about Uncle Paul?� asked Dad. He jumped out the window into the swimming pool,but I guess he didn�t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he�s dead.�

After a really long pause this time...

Daddy says,�Swimming pool,but we don't have a swimming pool! Is this 486-5731?�

�No,this is 486-5713�

�Sorry wrong number....!!!!�